so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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