At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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