But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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