I want to stick my p in your. b.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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