We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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