It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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