My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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