i don't plan on having that self control this summer
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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