The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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