there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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