Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
we're so committed to being not committed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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