plz talk dirty to me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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