There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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