Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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