were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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