u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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