I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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