Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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