Dual....:-)
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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