I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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