? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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