I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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