Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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