i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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