Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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