You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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