Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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NoShamevember. You game?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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