you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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