Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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