Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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