hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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