Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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