Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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