I'm drive I can fine osifer
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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