I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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