Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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