he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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