Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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