Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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