Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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