Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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