My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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