its not stalking. its research.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he laminated a picture of his dick.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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