she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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