if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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