loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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