i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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