i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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