I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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