omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
last night I used snow as a chaser
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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