a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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