this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Randomize
