she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
