he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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