2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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