I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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