What a fucking waste of an outfit
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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